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Advantages Of Being A Woman

Posted on August 22, 2008 by jokes

Why it’s better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. … Continue reading →

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Advantages Of Being A Woman

Posted on August 22, 2008 by jokes

Why it’s better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. … Continue reading →

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A Man’s World

Posted on August 22, 2008 by jokes

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can’t even … Continue reading →

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Burglar

Posted on August 22, 2008 by jokes

A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe in a store. On the safe door he was very pleased to find a note reading: “Please don’t use dynamite. The safe is not locked. Just … Continue reading →

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Be Politically Correct With Women

Posted on August 22, 2008 by jokes

She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not a BAD COOK – She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE. She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY – She is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED. She is not CONCEITED – She … Continue reading →

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Be Politically Correct With Men

Posted on August 22, 2008 by jokes

He does not have a FAT BEER GUT – He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY. He is not a CRAP DANCER – He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME – He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE … Continue reading →

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Bad News, Good News, Great News

Posted on August 22, 2008 by jokes

The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at his door. “We’re sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about … Continue reading →

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Anniversary

Posted on August 22, 2008 by jokes

A guy says, “For our Twentieth Anniversary, I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His friend says, “That’s going to be tough to beat. What are you going to do for your Twenty-fifth Anniversary?” The first guy says, “I’m going to … Continue reading →

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A Problem of Problems

Posted on August 22, 2008 by jokes

A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other. The Groom-to-be, overcoming his fear, decided to ask his father for … Continue reading →

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Beer, eh

Posted on August 22, 2008 by jokes

A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Doug stops him and asks, “Hey Bob! Whacha get the case of beer for?” “I got it for my wife, eh.” answers Bob. … Continue reading →

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