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A lawyer named ‘Strange’

Posted on April 4, 2009 by jokes

A lawyer named ‘Strange’ was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it. ”Here lies an honest man and a lawyer,” responded the lawyer. ”Sorry, but I … Continue reading →

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What do you call 100 lawyers

Posted on February 26, 2009 by jokes

Q. What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A. A good start.

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Tee Off

Posted on February 22, 2009 by jokes

There once was a lawyer who was so fanatical about his golf game that he used to play every day without fail. One morning he had played the first hole and was just about to tee off on the second, … Continue reading →

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Lawyer hit by a car

Posted on February 20, 2009 by jokes

A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting out to see what was the matter, a reckless driver swerved taking off the whole car door and knocking the lawyer to the ground. A passing … Continue reading →

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Jury: A collection of people

Posted on February 16, 2009 by jokes

Jury: A collection of people banded together for the purpose of deciding which side has hired the better lawyer.

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His Arm

Posted on February 15, 2009 by jokes

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can … Continue reading →

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An attorney goes to heaven

Posted on February 14, 2009 by jokes

An attorney passed on and found himself in Heaven. Not at all happy with his accommodations, he complained to St. Peter, who told him that his only recourse was to appeal his assignment. The attorney immediately advised St. Peter that … Continue reading →

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Lawyers Jokes: The Last Wish

Posted on February 2, 2009 by jokes

An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his banker and his lawyer, both church members, to come to his home. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom. As they entered the room, the preacher … Continue reading →

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Importance of lawyers

Posted on January 1, 2009 by jokes

An engineer died and ended up in Hell. Soon, he became dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell, and began designing and building improvements. After a while, they had flush toilets, air conditioning, escalators. The engineer was a pretty … Continue reading →

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There are no honest lawyers

Posted on December 28, 2008 by jokes

A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it. “Here lies an honest man and a lawyer,” responded the lawyer. “Sorry, but … Continue reading →

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