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Marriage Jokes:Betty Crocker?

Posted on February 2, 2009 by jokes

A husband is at home watching a football game when his Wife interrupts, “Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? Its been flickering for weeks now.” He looks at her and says angrily, “Fix the light? Now? Does … Continue reading →

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Men Jokes: My Wife and Best Friend

Posted on February 2, 2009 by jokes

A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. As the bartender pours the drink, he remarks, “Thats quite a heavy drink. Whats the problem?” After quickly downing his drink, the man replies, “I found my wife in … Continue reading →

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Deaf Sex

Posted on January 29, 2009 by jokes

Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights (because they can’t see each other using sign language). After several nights … Continue reading →

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Better way of divorce

Posted on January 29, 2009 by jokes

A married couple was driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband was behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, “Honey, I know we have been married for 15 years, but I want a divorce.” … Continue reading →

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Back to the Honeymoon

Posted on January 12, 2009 by jokes

A couple married thirty years were revisiting the same places they went to on their honeymoon. Driving through the secluded countryside, they passed a ranch with a tall deer fence running along the road. The woman said, “Sweetheart, let’s do … Continue reading →

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A way to save your marriage

Posted on January 12, 2009 by jokes

A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach. The marriage counselor, trying to be creative, told him, “If you wish to save your marriage, you’d better be a little boulder.”

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A Whole Year Story

Posted on November 8, 2008 by jokes

TO MY DEAR WIFE, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of wyh I … Continue reading →

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Horny Dragons

Posted on October 8, 2008 by jokes
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Marriage quotes

Posted on October 7, 2008 by jokes

All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn’t agree with … Continue reading →

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Tradition of weddings

Posted on October 7, 2008 by jokes

A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why does the girl wear white?” His mom replies, “The bride is in white because she’s happy and this is the happiest day of her life.” The … Continue reading →

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