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Thrown out of the Laboratory

Posted on January 21, 2009 by jokes

10 ways to get thrown out from chemistry lab 1. Begin pronouncing everything your immigrant lab instructor says exactly the way he/she says it. 2. Give a cup of liquid nitrogen to a classmate and ask, “Does this taste funny … Continue reading →

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A bad news & a very bad news

Posted on January 19, 2009 by jokes

A Doctor to his patient. I have a very bad news and some of very bad news. Patient: Well, give the the bad news first. Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have only 24 hours … Continue reading →

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surgeons observations

Posted on November 4, 2008 by jokes

Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on. The first surgeon said, “I like operating on librarians. When you open them up everything is in alphabetical order”. The second surgeon said, “I like operating on accountants. … Continue reading →

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Funny Jokes: Your dentist is crazy

Posted on September 30, 2008 by jokes

The Top 10 Signs Your Dentist Is Crazy 1. Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth. 2. His restrooms are labeled “Bleeders” and “Non-Bleeders” 3. Pumps gas into the waiting room in advance. 4. Does an extensive search for cavities…dental … Continue reading →

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Funny Jokes:By My Side

Posted on September 5, 2008 by jokes

Her husband had been slipping in and out for a coma for several months yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he … Continue reading →

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Funny Jokes:Breast Milk Advantages

Posted on September 5, 2008 by jokes

The student – not necessarily a well-prepared student – sat in his life science classroom staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question directed: “Give four advantages of breast milk.” What to write? He sighed, and began … Continue reading →

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Funny Jokes:Brain Transplant

Posted on September 5, 2008 by jokes

A patient needed a brain transplant and the doctor told the family, “Brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves.” “Well, how much does a brain cost?” asked the relatives. “For a male brain, $500,000. … Continue reading →

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Funny Jokes:Blonde Nurse

Posted on September 5, 2008 by jokes

Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen? A: To draw blood.

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Funny Jokes:Being Poisoned!

Posted on September 5, 2008 by jokes

A man goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it.” The Rabbi asked, “What’s wrong?” The man replied, “My wife is poisoning me.” The Rabbi, very surprised by this, … Continue reading →

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Funny Jokes:An Irish Mental Institution

Posted on September 5, 2008 by jokes

In Ireland there is a mental institution that every year picks two of it’s most reformed patients and questions them. If they get the questions right they are free to leave. This year the two lucky gents were Patty and … Continue reading →

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