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Act

Posted on May 14, 2009 by jokes

A man took his wife to a Broadway show. During the first intermission he had to attend to nature’s call in the worst way, so he hurried to find the bathrooms. He searched in vain for the bathrooms, but he … Continue reading →

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Goin’ Nuts

Posted on May 14, 2009 by jokes

Guy walks into a bar, sits down and has a beer. At this point the bartender leaves to take care of some business in the back. As he is about to take his first sip someone says, “Hey thats a … Continue reading →

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The Memorial

Posted on May 10, 2009 by jokes

Two guys were out on the golf course. As one of them was teeing off at the 10th hole, which was next to the highway, he saw a funeral precession go by. Instead of teeing off, the guy removed his … Continue reading →

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Amazing Lady

Posted on February 26, 2009 by jokes

Ed finally decides to take a vacation. He books himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeds to have the time of his life- until the boat sank. He found himself swept up on the shore of an island with no … Continue reading →

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Cadillac DeVille

Posted on February 22, 2009 by jokes

A man and his wife were driving through country on his way from New York to California. Looking at his fuel gauge, he decided to stop at the next gasoline station and fill up. About 15 minutes later, he spots … Continue reading →

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Microsoft Husbands

Posted on February 20, 2009 by jokes

Did you hear about the woman who was married to a succession of three Microsoft employees and still died a virgin? Her first husband was in Training, and kept teaching her how to do it herself. The second was in … Continue reading →

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Driving Styles Around The World

Posted on February 14, 2009 by jokes

Driving styles………….. One hand on steering wheel, one hand out of window —-Sydney One hand on steering wheel, one hand on horn —-Japan One hand on steering wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator —-Boston Both hands on … Continue reading →

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Asian Guy And Black Guy In Locker Room

Posted on February 14, 2009 by jokes

A stereotypical black guy steps out of the shower in a college locker room. An Asian guy checks out his penis and says, “How come yours is so huge? I would love to have one like that.” The black guy … Continue reading →

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Choices

Posted on February 14, 2009 by jokes

A man was seated next to a stiff-looking Baptist minister on a flight to Wichita. After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink orders. The man asked for a whiskey and soda, which he got. The … Continue reading →

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Cheek To Buttocks

Posted on February 6, 2009 by jokes

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate … Continue reading →

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