Funny Jokes

Jokes On Blonde

A blonde was very upset at all the dumb blonde jokes she was constantly hearing. She decided that she would learn all the state capitals in an effort to defend blondes everywhere. She went home and spent the entire evening learning them all. The next day, someone at her office told a dumb blonde joke [...]

jokes| Blonde & Redneck Robe Post office

A red-head, a brunette and a blonde perform a Post Office robbery. They are on the run from the police and they have to ditch their car and go cross country. They are all getting tired and happen across an old farm with a huge barn. Sneaking inside the barn, they see three old flour [...]

Jokes|A Blonde , An Americal & Russian

A Russian, an American, and a blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, “We were the first in space!” The American said, “We were the first on the moon!” The blonde said, “So what? We’re going to be the first on the sun!” The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook [...]

Jokes|Blonde Hunter

One day, three friends go hunting. Only one is very good, so the second two plan to watch him and learn from what he does. They arrive at the hunting cabin, and get all set up. The next day, the first hunter goes out. He returns with a big deer. The second two guys ask [...]

Jokes|Blonde MailBox

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mail box. She opened it, then slammed it shut, and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house and again went to the mail box and [...]

Jokes| Blonde Builder

Two blonde builders were working on a house. One blonde was on a ladder nailing. Each time she reached into her nail pouch and pulled out a nail, she’d look at it, and either toss it over her shoulder or proceed to nail it into the wood. The other blonde watched for a while, puzzled. [...]

jokes| blonde repair kit

Josh was helping Sally, a blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside, he noticed a bag labeled “Emergency Repair Kit”. Looking at it a little closer, he noticed a stick of dynamite inside. Thinking that was a bit strange, he asked Sally what it was for. She said, “It’s part of my emergency [...]

Jokes| Bet between blonde & redneck

A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink and were watching the six o’clock news on television. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn’t jump, and the redhead replied, “I’ll take that bet!” Anyway, sure enough, [...]

Jokes | Blond Goes for Shopping

A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would like to buy this TV,” she told the salesman. “Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes,” he replied. The blonde was very angry about this. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, “I would [...]

Jokes| Hot & Juicy Story

Great A Hot & Juicy Story Well, I was loafin’ around the salad bar at the burger stand one chili day on Coney Island, when I Frito-Lay’d my eyes on the sweetest little tomato I’d ever seen. Let’s just say I could tell she wasn’t gonna be ice-cold or taste like some of those cheaper [...]