Category Archives: Funny Jokes

Words and phrases women use

Posted on August 1, 2008 by jokes

“Fine” This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. “Five Minutes” If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if … Continue reading →

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The housewife

Posted on August 1, 2008 by jokes

man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife’s car was open, as … Continue reading →

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Row house

Posted on August 1, 2008 by jokes

A man and his wife live in a row house where all of the houses look alike. Every time the husband goes to the pub, he returns to the wrong house and disturbs the neighbors. To fix the problem the … Continue reading →

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The golfers and the genie

Posted on August 1, 2008 by jokes

husband took his wife to play her first round of golf….. Nervous, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the largest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, “I warned you to be careful! … Continue reading →

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The sneeze

Posted on August 1, 2008 by jokes

A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class section of the plane. The woman sneezes, takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose, and shudders quite violently in her seat. The man isn’t sure why … Continue reading →

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25 signs you have had too much to drink

Posted on August 1, 2008 by jokes

1.) You lose arguments with a garden hose. 2.) You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. 3.) Job interfering with you’re drinking. 4.) Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream. … Continue reading →

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A man’s worst nightmare

Posted on August 1, 2008 by jokes

After a long night of making love, Danny rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked Sheila if she had one at hand. “There might be some matches … Continue reading →

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Big decision

Posted on August 1, 2008 by jokes

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gave each woman a present of $5,000 and watched to see what they do with the money. The first got a total make over. … Continue reading →

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After marriage…

Posted on August 1, 2008 by jokes

1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship….. She goes on Wednesdays, I go on Fridays. 2. We also sleep in separate beds….. Hers is in New York, and … Continue reading →

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