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President’s press conference

Posted on October 11, 2008 by jokes

“I’m glad you all recovered from the president’s press conference last night.  Did you see that press conference? I don’t want to say there’s nothing new there, but at one point the closed captioning actually said ‘blah, blah, blah, blah, … Continue reading →

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President was interrupted

Posted on October 11, 2008 by jokes

“I read that the president was interrupted 73 times by applause and 75 times by really big words.”

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Associated Press

Posted on October 11, 2008 by jokes

“According to the Associated Press, there’s a rumor that Saddam Hussein is now hiding weapons in schools. When asked why, Saddam said, because a school is the last place President Bush will look.”

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President Bush’s response

Posted on October 11, 2008 by jokes

“A lot of students around the country protested the war today. The National Youth and Student Peace Coalition sponsored an anti-war organization called ‘Books Not Bombs.’ President Bush’s response: ‘Why do you want to drop books on them?’”

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You are Bush

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I am Saddam. Saddam I am. I am the ruler of Iraq, The country that you would attack. You are Bush. Bush you are. The fame of you has spread afar. You do not like me, Bush, I know. You … Continue reading →

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We’re going

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“We’re going to have the best educated American people in the world.” – Governor George W. Bush

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We have a firm commitment

Posted on October 11, 2008 by jokes

“We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe.” – Governor George W. Bush

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Way bhind

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“A British doctor says ‘Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks.’ A German doctor says, ‘That’s nothing, … Continue reading →

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Quite frankly

Posted on October 11, 2008 by jokes

“Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teaches our children.” – Governor George W. Bush

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Killing a Dentist?

Posted on October 11, 2008 by jokes

G. W. Bush, Tony Blair and a couple of other people are having a dinner at White House. Bush and Blair are talking and talking until on of the other guests is asking G.W. Bush: “What are you talking about?” … Continue reading →

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