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Bush announced

Posted on October 11, 2008 by jokes

“President Bush announced tonight that he believes in democracy and that democracy can exist in Iraq. They can have a strong economy, they can have a good health care plan, and they can have a free and fair voting. Iraq? … Continue reading →

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President Bush

Posted on October 11, 2008 by jokes

“President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to wage war, and I’m thinking, well, hell, he didn’t need the approval of the American voters to become president, either.”

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Domestic agenda

Posted on October 11, 2008 by jokes

“In a speech earlier today President Bush said if Iraq gets rid of Saddam Hussein, he will help the Iraqi people with food, medicine, supplies, housing, and education – anything that’s needed. Isn’t that amazing? He finally comes up with … Continue reading →

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The president boasted

Posted on October 11, 2008 by jokes

“The president boasted at the top of his press conference that we have the support now of Britain and Spain for our attack on Iraq. You know, when you want to make it perfectly clear to the world that you’re … Continue reading →

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Osama bin Laden’s sons

Posted on October 11, 2008 by jokes

“It was reported that two of Osama bin Laden’s sons were apprehended in Afghanistan, but President Bush is not gloating, he said he knows how embarrassing it is when your kids get arrested.”

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President’s press conference

Posted on October 11, 2008 by jokes

“I’m glad you all recovered from the president’s press conference last night.  Did you see that press conference? I don’t want to say there’s nothing new there, but at one point the closed captioning actually said ‘blah, blah, blah, blah, … Continue reading →

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President was interrupted

Posted on October 11, 2008 by jokes

“I read that the president was interrupted 73 times by applause and 75 times by really big words.”

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Associated Press

Posted on October 11, 2008 by jokes

“According to the Associated Press, there’s a rumor that Saddam Hussein is now hiding weapons in schools. When asked why, Saddam said, because a school is the last place President Bush will look.”

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President Bush’s response

Posted on October 11, 2008 by jokes

“A lot of students around the country protested the war today. The National Youth and Student Peace Coalition sponsored an anti-war organization called ‘Books Not Bombs.’ President Bush’s response: ‘Why do you want to drop books on them?’”

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You are Bush

Posted on October 11, 2008 by jokes

I am Saddam. Saddam I am. I am the ruler of Iraq, The country that you would attack. You are Bush. Bush you are. The fame of you has spread afar. You do not like me, Bush, I know. You … Continue reading →

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