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A red-head, a brunette and a blonde perform a Post Office robbery. They are on the run from the police and they have to ditch their car and go cross country. They are all getting tired and happen across an old farm with a huge barn. Sneaking inside the barn, they see three old flour [...]

A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink and were watching the six o’clock news on television. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn’t jump, and the redhead replied, “I’ll take that bet!” Anyway, sure enough, [...]

Outpatient: Person fainted Dilate: To live long Artery: Study of paintings Enema: Not a friend Bacteria: Backdoor to cafeteria Barium: What to do when treatment fails Bowel: Letter like A E I O or U Ceasarean Section: District in Rome Cat Scan: Searching for Kitty Cauterize: Made eye contact with her Coma: Punctuation Mark Congenital: [...]

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are walking along their island beach when one sees a bottle lying on the ground. It turns out there’s a genie in it so they each get one wish. The brunette says: “I miss my family, I wish i was home again.” With a puff of smoke she [...]

Guns don’t kill people. Dumb-ass, shit-for-brains, rednecks with no jobs kill people.

You might be a redneck if you think “wind sprints” means running from a fart.

What would happen if suddenly, magically, men could menstruate and women could not? The answer is clear: menstruation would become an enviable, boast-worthy, masculine event. Men would brag about how long and how much. Boys would mark the onset of menses, that longed-for proof of manhood, with religious ritual and stag parties. Congress would fund [...]

redneck teacher decides to give her class a small pop quiz around Halloween. “Okay, how many of you have seen a ghost?” About 30% of the class puts their hand up. “Okay, how many of you have actually touched a ghost?” About 10% of the class puts their hand up. “Okay, how many of you [...]

In a small redneck town in the middle of nowhere sat a lonely bartender in an empty bar. As he was getting ready to close down, three ducks walked through the front doors. They waddled on over to the bar and grabbed a stool. The bartender walked over them looked at the first duck and [...]

10. The monitor is up on blocks. 9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. 8. The six front keys have rotted out. 7. The extra RAM slots have truck parts installed in them. 6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six. 5. The password is “Huntin”. 4. The CPU has a gun rack [...]