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You Might Be In A Redneck Volunteer Fire Department If…

Posted on September 27, 2008 by jokes

# your department has ever had two emergency vehicles pulled over for drag racing on the way to the scene. #  you have naked lady mud flaps on your pumper. #  your firehouse has wheels. #  you’ve ever gotten back … Continue reading →

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Funny Jokes: A Redneck Valentine

Posted on September 16, 2008 by jokes

Collards is green my dog’s name is Blue and I’m so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flapping in the breeze Softer than Blue’s and without all them fleas. You move like the … Continue reading →

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Redneck’s last words

Posted on August 5, 2008 by jokes

What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies? “Hey ya’ll. Watch this!”

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Redneck house

Posted on August 5, 2008 by jokes

You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign still on it.

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Still in the family

Posted on August 5, 2008 by jokes

You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

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Redneck centerpeice

Posted on August 5, 2008 by jokes

You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is an original signed work by a famous taxidermist.

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House explosion

Posted on August 5, 2008 by jokes

You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it’s wheels.

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Star bangled banner

Posted on August 5, 2008 by jokes

You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are “Gentlemen, start your engines.”

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You might be a redneck if… rich relative

Posted on August 5, 2008 by jokes

Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

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You might be a redneck if… meat

Posted on August 5, 2008 by jokes

You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.

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