“Penis Written on the Board”
The teacher walked into the classroom to find the word “penis” chalked in small letters on the board. She was a bit embarrassed, so she didn’t say anything, but rubbed it out and went on with the class. But the next day when she came in, she found the same thing again – “penis”, this [...]
Condoms · Condolence · Penis · Widows
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out of her depression, mourning as if it were only yesterday. Her daughter constantly is calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Sadie says she’d go out, but didn’t know anyone. Her daughter immediately replies, “Mama! I [...]
sperm
two sperms were swimming along and one said to the other ” how far to the ovary” the other one repiled “miles were only passing the tonsells”
Animal Jokes: Wold & Stallion Fuck Each Other
Once a wolf and a stallion decided to fuck each other. The wolf mounted the stallion and screws him, then says: “Hey Stallion, please twirl your ass – I cannot come.” The stallion twirled his ass, and the wolf came. Then the stallion screws the wolf and cannot come too. He says: “Wolf, please twirl [...]
ONE DAY A BOY WAS TAKING
ONE DAY A BOY WAS TAKING A SHOWER WITH HIS MOTHER AND HE SAYS ”MOMMY WHAT ARE THOSE”? SHE REPLIES..”OH THOSE ARE MY HEAD LIGHTS”THE BOY THEN AGAIN ASKS ”MOMMY WHATS THAT”? SHE THEN REPLIES ”OH THATS MY GARDEN” THE BOY SAYS THANKS AND HOPS OUT OF THE SHOWER. THE NEXT DAY THE BOY TAKES [...]
Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it pick up peanuts?”
Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo
it is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working that day…Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo. billy-bob: hey billi-jo…can i stick my finger in your belly-button? billi-jo: sure billy-bob! :> …now its 11:00 at the police station… billy-bob: hey billi-jo…can i stick my finger in your belly-button? billi-jo: sure billy-bob! :> …now its [...]
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common? A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
How many men…
As the woman passed her daughter’s closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from inside her room. Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked, “What in the world are you doing?” The daughter replied, “Mom, I’m thirty-five years old, unmarried, and [...]
10 husbands, still a virgin?
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.” “What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?” “Well, Husband 1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great [...]
