Category Archives: Sexy Jokes

A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the date he sunbathes in the nude on his roof, falls asleep and burns his manhood. He doesn’t want to cancel so he slathers it with lotion … Continue reading →

It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl’s father answers and invites him in. “Carrie’s not ready … Continue reading →

Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it … Continue reading →

A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who has a burlap sack and a little guy about a foot tall sitting on the bar playing a little piano. The guy that walked into the … Continue reading →

What’s the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the light on.

A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a very expensive restaurant in uptown New York. The ambassador was so enthralled by the beauty and presence of this secretary that he asked her … Continue reading →

A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old girl. “Really?” said the doctor. “You’re healthy enough, I suppose, but take my advice. If you want … Continue reading →

One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the end of the prayer session the head nun stood up and addressed the rest of the nuns. She said, “There was a man in the convent … Continue reading →

TOP 10 REASONS BASKETBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX… 10. BALL MOVEMENT IS KEY 9. YOU CAN SET IT UP OR GO FOR THE FASTBREAK 8. IF YOU NEED A BREAK, YOU CAN CALL A 20 SECOND TIMEOUT 7. THERE IS … Continue reading →

Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into the ground. “You’ll never get that worm back in his hole,” said the old man. Suddenly, Billy had an idea. He … Continue reading →