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Cats Vs Women

Posted on February 26, 2010 by jokes

1) Cats do what they want. 2) They rarely listen to you. 3) They’re totally unpredictable. 4) They whine when they are not happy. 5) When you want to play, they want to be alone. 6) When you want to … Continue reading →

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10 Reasons Why Computers are Better than GFs

Posted on February 26, 2010 by jokes

1. You wouldn’t bother to play Strip Poker all night with a girlfriend. 2. No girlfriend can hold your undivided attention for 30 hours in a stretch. 3. Your computer never wants to be taken out for dinner. 4. Your … Continue reading →

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Girlfriend and Wife 2.9

Posted on February 26, 2010 by jokes

Last year a friend of mine upgraded GirlFriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that it’s a memory hog leaving very little system resources for other applications. He is only now noticing that Wife 1.0 also is spawning Child-Processes which … Continue reading →

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Condoms · Condolence · Penis · Widows

Posted on September 6, 2009 by jokes

Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out of her depression, mourning as if it were only yesterday. Her daughter constantly is calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, … Continue reading →

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The Minister’s widow

Posted on September 6, 2009 by jokes

The minister dies and the congregation decides, after some time, that his widow, should marry again. Since it is a small village the only available candidate is the local butcher. Although very reluctantly, since she was used to living with … Continue reading →

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Saving the Oppossum

Posted on June 25, 2009 by jokes

Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over an oppossum. Knowing that mother oppossums often carry babies in their pouch, they decide to check out this poor animal. Sure enough there was a baby, … Continue reading →

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Upgratation of Boyfriend to 4.0

Posted on June 25, 2009 by jokes

Last year, many women upgraded their BOYFRIEND 3.1 to BOYFRIEND PLUS 1.0 (marketing name: FIANCE 1.0) and then further upgraded FIANCE 1.0 to HUSBAND 1.0. They found that 1.0 is a memory hogger and incompatible to many other programs in … Continue reading →

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The Divorce

Posted on June 19, 2009 by jokes

A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer. During the process, the Judge asked him to explain his actions. “Your Honor,” replied the defendant, “that man represented me in a bitter divorce. One day he said my property … Continue reading →

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Woman’s Misconception

Posted on March 26, 2009 by jokes

A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off, “Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my … Continue reading →

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Amazing Lady

Posted on February 26, 2009 by jokes

Ed finally decides to take a vacation. He books himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeds to have the time of his life- until the boat sank. He found himself swept up on the shore of an island with no … Continue reading →

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