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Bus Driver

Posted on February 20, 2009 by jokes

There was this little kid with impared speech and it was the first day of school so the dad told him to be nice to the bus driver. He said “ok.” When he got on the bus he said “Tank … Continue reading →

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How Hot Is It In Hell?? True Story

Posted on February 20, 2009 by jokes

A thermodynamics professor had written atake home exam for his graduate students. It had one question: “Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof. Most of the students wrote proofs of their … Continue reading →

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Chinese Soup

Posted on February 20, 2009 by jokes

All the cowboys loved to poke fun at him because, being Chinese, he had a pigtail and wore a funny hat. He also couldn’t speak English very well. The cowboys used to put live snakes and frogs in his bed … Continue reading →

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Kids In Church

Posted on February 20, 2009 by jokes

* A little child in church for the first time watched as the ushers passed the offering plates. When they neared the pew where he sat, the youngster piped up so that everyone could hear: “Don’t pay for me, Daddy, … Continue reading →

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Things That The Dog Should Remember

Posted on February 20, 2009 by jokes

The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mom & Dad’s laps. The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff. will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet. I do not need to suddenly stand … Continue reading →

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Funny Story: A Fish Tale

Posted on February 20, 2009 by jokes

Onece I spent 7 days exploring the Broken Group Islands accompanied with four others friends in my group and was making the crossing from Gilbert to the docks a Seachart. I was sad to be leaving because it was such … Continue reading →

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35 Fun Things To Do While Driving

Posted on February 20, 2009 by jokes

1. Have a friend ride in the back seat. Gagged. 2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Headbang. 3. Wear snorkel gear and hang fish around from the ceiling. 4. Two words: Chicken suit. 5. Write the words … Continue reading →

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Top Twenty Short Books of The World

Posted on February 20, 2009 by jokes

1. The Engineer’s Guide to Fashion 2. The Amish Phone Directory 3. French Hospitality 4. Al Gore: The Wild Years 5. Everything Men Know About Women 6. “The Book of Virtues” by Bill Clinton 7. “My Plan To Find The … Continue reading →

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