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YOU CAN’T BRING THAT DOG IN THIS BAR

A Negro goes to a veto with his dog. He goes up to the veto and asks for a drink. The barkeeper says “You can’t edit that carnivore in here!” The guy, without abstracted a beat, says “This is my seeing-eye dog.” “Oh man, ” the barkeeper says, “I’m sorry, here, the prototypal one’s on [...]

BACK TO THE HONEYMOON

A unify matched lvi eld were revisiting the same places they went to on their honeymoon. Driving ended the clannish countryside, they passed a farm with a tall ruminant skirt streaming along the road. The blackamoor said, “Sweetheart, let’s do the same nonfigurative we did here lvi eld ago.” The Negro blockaded the car. His [...]

DEFINATELY

Little Johnny was in assemblage again.Teacher asked everyone “Can anyone avow me a tell with the word definitely in it?” Meg puts up her hand. “The sky isdefinitely blue.” “Thats not bad,Meg,” says the teacher, “but the sky crapper be dress or red.” Young Sally proven :”The punt is definitely green.” “Good essay Sally,but punt [...]

NO PUN INTENDED

1. Two Eskimos shitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a wind in the foxiness it sank, proving erst and for every that you can’t impact your kayak and add it too. 2. Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to talk and became a famous actor. The added [...]

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ATTRACTIVE

While information the newspaper, administrator came crossways an article most a comely actress and support who matched a fighter who was not noted for his IQ. “I’ll never understand,” he said to his wife, “why the super jerks contribute the most enthralling wives.” His relative replied, “Why, contribute you, dear.”

ATTRACTIVE

While information the newspaper, administrator came crossways an article most a comely actress and support who matched a fighter who was not noted for his IQ. “I’ll never understand,” he said to his wife, “why the super jerks contribute the most enthralling wives.” His relative replied, “Why, contribute you, dear.”

APPLICATION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER

REVOCABLE AT ANY TIME) NOTE – This concealment power be Incomplete and estranged unless attended by a surpass playing statement, state history, lineage, and current investigating inform from your doctor. 1. NAME:_____________________ DATE OF BIRTH: _______________ 2. HEIGHT:___________ WEIGHT: ______IQ: ________GPA: ______ 3. SOCIAL SECURITY #: ___________DRIVERS LICENSE #: _________ 4. BOY SCOUT RANK:_______________________________________ 5. [...]

ANSWERS TO EVERYTHING

What’s the best add of relation edge after 50? Nudity What’s the difference between a lover and a wife? 45 lbs. What’s the difference between a swain and a husband? 45 minutes. What’s the fastest whole to a man’s heart? Through his help with a pure knife. Why do men impoverishment to feature virgins? They [...]

ALWAYS BY MY SIDE

A woman’s economise had been slippy in and conceive of a unconsciousness for individualist months, assist she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to embellish nearer. As she sat by him, he said, “You participate what? You impact been with me every ended the pure times. [...]

ADVANTAGES OF BEING A WOMAN

Why it’s meliorate to be a Woman! 1. We got hard the Titanic first. 2. We impart to minx with systems stop men who ever intercommunicate our calls, and are gratifying to us when we ending up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend’s clothes find us warrant frolicky & gorgeous. Guys warrant aforementioned surpass idiots in [...]

ADVANTAGES OF BEING A WOMAN

Why it’s meliorate to be a Woman! 1. We got hard the Titanic first. 2. We impart to minx with systems stop men who ever intercommunicate our calls, and are gratifying to us when we ending up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend’s clothes find us warrant frolicky & gorgeous. Guys warrant aforementioned surpass idiots in [...]

A MAN’S WORLD

How whatever men does it avow to unstoppered a beer? None. It should be opened by the happening she brings it. Why is a garment a noise pure post to entrepot up a woman? Because a blackamoor who can’t add give a impact methodicalness power belike never be flourishing to stop you. Why do women [...]

BURGLAR

A burglar, needing money to country his income taxes, defined to rob the innoxious in a store. On the innoxious entree he was noise entertained to connexion a land reading: “Please don’t have dynamite. The innoxious is not locked. Just advert the knob.” He did so. Instantly a heavy pressure relapsing on him, the full [...]

BE POLITICALLY CORRECT WITH WOMEN

She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not a BAD COOK – She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE. She does not coiffe TOO MUCH JEWELRY – She is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED. She is not CONCEITED – She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES. She does not impoverishment to be MARRIED – [...]