A brilliant man goes to the hospital one day. “Doctor, I think I’m too smart. I can’t communicate with other people because nobody else sees things the way I do and it’s ruining my social life. Is there anything you can do?” The doctor performs many test on the man, and finds that he is [...]
A wealthy old man by the name of Chet Bond was dying of a rare ailment. On his hospital bed he asked his wife to bring his the next day. He told them:
“I have trusted all of you for many years and I’m going to give each of you $100,000 in an box to put [...]
An insurance rep, a sales assistant and their manager are walking to lunch when they find an old oil lamp.
The rep rubs off some of the grime and a genie comes out in a cloud of smoke. The Genie says, “I only grant 3 wishes, so I will grant one for each of you.”
“Dips on [...]
An insurance salesman, accountant and a secretary are traveling in through a rural area. Tired, they drive up to a small country inn. The owner tells them he only has a room with two beds so somebody will have to sleep in the barn for the night. The secretary loses a game of rock paper [...]
A widow went to the hospital because she was very sick. After some testing a doctor told her, “There is no easy way to say this. You will only live another four months.”
The woman lowered her head and didn’t speak for a moment. She then asked “what am I going do?”
The doctor said, “Marry an [...]
John’s farm was destroyed by a tornado. His wife Anna called there insurance agent and said, “The farm was insured for $300,000 and we want the money.”
“I’m sorry Anna, but it doesn’t work that way. We will determine the value of your farm and get you a new one that is worth about the same.” [...]
A man enter into an insurance office and asks for a job.
“We don’t need any one,” officials replied
“You can’t afford not to hire me. I can sell anyone anytime any thing.”
“We have two prospects that no one has been able to sell. If you can sell just one, you have a job.”
He was gone for [...]
once Three guys were fishing in the Caribbean. One guy says, “I had a terrible fire and lost everything. Now the insurance company is going to pay for everything and that’s why I’m here.”
The second guy says, “I had a terrible explosion; lost everything. Now the insurance company is paying for everything and that’s why [...]
