Category Archives: Laywers Jokes

One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden a semi-truck came out of nowhere and took of the driver’s … Continue reading →

Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the white line in the center of the road. They collide and a fair amount of damage is done, although neither is hurt. It’s impossible to assess … Continue reading →

Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. “My name is Bobby. What’s yours?” asked the first boy. “Danny,” replied the second. “My Daddy’s an accountant. What does your … Continue reading →

Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and an executive, belonging to the same exclusive club had made a pact. When one dies, they agreed, the others will lay $5,000 each on his coffin so he’ll have some spending money … Continue reading →

A lawyer from New York goes on vacation & wants to go down south to do some hunting. While he was looking for something to shoot he sees a duck flying overhead. He shoots the duck & it lands on … Continue reading →