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Lawyer’s personal injury

Posted on December 28, 2008 by jokes

A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking toward his ball, he saw a man lying on the ground, groaning with pain. “I’m an attorney,” the wincing man said, “and this is going … Continue reading →

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Lawyers on a flight

Posted on December 25, 2008 by jokes

An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing. A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was … Continue reading →

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Consultation fees

Posted on December 25, 2008 by jokes

A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer’s office and asks, “if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I … Continue reading →

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Can I take his place?

Posted on December 23, 2008 by jokes

An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency. An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor. “So, what is it?” grumbled the governor. “Judge Garber has just … Continue reading →

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Light bulb lawyers

Posted on December 22, 2008 by jokes

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? A0: Three; one to do it and two to sue him for malpractice. A1: It only takes one lawyer to change your light bulb to his light bulb. … Continue reading →

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The devil’s offer

Posted on December 19, 2008 by jokes

The devil visited a lawyer’s office and made him an offer. “I can arrange some things for you, ” the devil said. “I’ll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you’ll have four … Continue reading →

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Did you make a donation?

Posted on December 19, 2008 by jokes

At the United Way in a fairly small town a volunteer worker noticed that the most successful lawyer in the whole town hadn’t made a contribution. This guy was making about $600,000 a year so the volunteer thought, “Why not … Continue reading →

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Lawyer Snake

Posted on December 12, 2008 by jokes

A snake and a lawyer both got hit by a car. What’s the difference between em? The snake had skid marks in front of him.

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Justice Prevailed

Posted on December 12, 2008 by jokes

A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country to represent a long-term client accused of robbery. After days of trial, the case was won, the client acquitted and released. Excited about his success, the … Continue reading →

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It’sLawyer Season!

Posted on December 6, 2008 by jokes

WASHINGTON STATE ATTORNEY SEASON AND BAG LIMITS 1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys. 2. Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of currency as bait is prohibited. 3. Killing … Continue reading →

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