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An organization that makes men fear marriage

Posted on October 7, 2008 by jokes

The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting. It seems that in England, they had a men’s club, Bachelors’ Anonymous. It was highly successful in making men fear or even hate marriage. The club provided a unique … Continue reading →

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Like Father, Like Husband?

Posted on October 7, 2008 by jokes

If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is understandable why so many mothers cry so much at weddings.

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A sudden change of mind

Posted on October 7, 2008 by jokes

My Dearest Jolia, Sweetie of my heart. I’ve been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagement. Simply devastated. Won’t you please consider coming back to me? You hold a place in my heart no other woman can fill. … Continue reading →

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Kids at the Wedding

Posted on October 7, 2008 by jokes

At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down the aisle. The boy stopped at every pew, growling at the guests. When asked afterward why he behaved … Continue reading →

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Wedding preparation guidelines

Posted on October 7, 2008 by jokes

Announcement: It is the responsibility of the bride’s family to announce the wedding in the local newspaper. The announcement should include: A photograph of the bride (A high school yearbook picture is acceptable); Name of the groom, education completed by … Continue reading →

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A Mother’s Dictionary

Posted on October 7, 2008 by jokes

Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too. Defense: What you’d better have around de yard if you’re going to let the children play outside. Drooling: How teething babies wash their chins. Dumbwaiter: One who … Continue reading →

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A man is almost about to die

Posted on October 7, 2008 by jokes

As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I … Continue reading →

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May I borrow your dog for a few days?

Posted on October 7, 2008 by jokes

It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash, he gestured down at the dog and said, “My Doberman here killed her.” “Gee…That’s terrible,” commiserated the spectator. “But… Hmmmm… Is there anyway you might lend … Continue reading →

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My daughter is your reward

Posted on October 7, 2008 by jokes

Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party, and … Continue reading →

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Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary

Posted on October 7, 2008 by jokes

10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today is our what? 8. Okay, let’s celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together? 7. I thought we only celebrated important events? 6. You can celebrate … Continue reading →

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