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A man took his wife to a Broadway show. During the first intermission he had to attend to nature’s call in the worst way, so he hurried to find the bathrooms. He searched in vain for the bathrooms, but he finally found a beautiful fountain with foliage, and since nobody was watching, so he decided [...]

Guy walks into a bar, sits down and has a beer. At this point the bartender leaves to take care of some business in the back. As he is about to take his first sip someone says, “Hey thats a great coat!” He turns around and to his surprise no one is there. He shrugs [...]

Two guys were out on the golf course. As one of them was teeing off at the 10th hole, which was next to the highway, he saw a funeral precession go by. Instead of teeing off, the guy removed his cap and placed it on his chest until the funeral had passed. The other guy [...]

Ed finally decides to take a vacation. He books himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeds to have the time of his life- until the boat sank. He found himself swept up on the shore of an island with no other people, no supplies… Nothing. Only bananas and coconuts. After about four months, he is [...]

A man and his wife were driving through country on his way from New York to California. Looking at his fuel gauge, he decided to stop at the next gasoline station and fill up. About 15 minutes later, he spots a Mobil station and pulls over to the high octane pump. “What can I do [...]

Did you hear about the woman who was married to a succession of three Microsoft employees and still died a virgin? Her first husband was in Training, and kept teaching her how to do it herself. The second was in Sales, and kept telling her how good it was going to be. And the third [...]

Driving styles………….. One hand on steering wheel, one hand out of window —-Sydney One hand on steering wheel, one hand on horn —-Japan One hand on steering wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator —-Boston Both hands on steering wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror —-New York Both hands [...]

A stereotypical black guy steps out of the shower in a college locker room. An Asian guy checks out his penis and says, “How come yours is so huge? I would love to have one like that.” The black guy laughs and says, “You can. Tie a heavy weight to it for a couple of [...]

A man was seated next to a stiff-looking Baptist minister on a flight to Wichita. After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink orders. The man asked for a whiskey and soda, which he got. The attendant then asked the minister if he would also like a drink. The minister replied [...]

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor [...]