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Medical checkup

Posted on August 4, 2008 by jokes

A woman accompanied her husband to his doctor’s appointment. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said,”Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don’t do the … Continue reading →

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Can’t get no sleep

Posted on August 4, 2008 by jokes

An exhausted guy dragged himself in to his doctor’s office. “Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark and howl all day and all night, and I can’t get any sleep.” he says. “I have good news for … Continue reading →

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See how it feels!!

Posted on August 4, 2008 by jokes

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband bursts into the kitchen. “Careful …CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh NO! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM … Continue reading →

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A man’s worst nightmare

Posted on August 1, 2008 by jokes

After a long night of making love, Danny rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked Sheila if she had one at hand. “There might be some matches … Continue reading →

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Big decision

Posted on August 1, 2008 by jokes

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gave each woman a present of $5,000 and watched to see what they do with the money. The first got a total make over. … Continue reading →

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After marriage…

Posted on August 1, 2008 by jokes

1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship….. She goes on Wednesdays, I go on Fridays. 2. We also sleep in separate beds….. Hers is in New York, and … Continue reading →

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