The Minister’s widow
The minister dies and the congregation decides, after some time, that his widow, should marry again. Since it is a small village the only available candidate is the local butcher. Although very reluctantly, since she was used to living with a bible scholar, she accepts. After the marriage, on Friday night just after taking a [...]
September 6, 2009 / Comments Off / Read MoreWe all know how literally impossible it is to not offend SOMEONE these days, everyone is just SO FUCKING TOUCHY… So this guide will help you on how to speak about the opposite sex in a POLITICALLY CORRECT way… HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT She is not a BABE or a [...]
Continue reading …Bill Clinton was arriving back to the White House from a trip to Arkansas with a pig under each arm. A secret serviceman greeted him. “Nice pigs, sir!” “Thank you. Though these are no ordinary pigs — they’re Arkansas Razorbacks! I got one for Hillary and one for Chelsea.” “Nice trade, sir!”
Continue reading …A Congressman was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey. “If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, pollutes the body, desecrates family life, and inflames sinners, then I’m against it. But if you mean the elixir of Christmas cheer, the shield against winter chill, the taxable potion that puts needed funds into [...]
Continue reading …One day, God sent three politicians, Clinton, Ghandi and Mahatir to Heaven by mistake. So he told them, ‘I’ve sent the three of you here too early. You aren’t suppose to die yet. Therefore, I’m going to send you back down and before that, you can ask me a question that you want to know [...]
Continue reading …George Bush is so stupid, he’s still looking for a corner in his Oval Office.
Continue reading …Thousands of people flock to the annual Burning Man festival in The Black Rock Desert north of Reno, Nevada. At this big hippie festival, people run around naked, drink and do drugs, or as George W. Bush likes to call it, get ready to run for President.
Continue reading …Dear kindhearted friends… Now that the holiday season has passed, please look into your heart to help those in need. Enron executives in our very own country are living at or just below the seven-figure salary level. And, as if that weren’t bad enough, they will be deprived of it as a result of the [...]
Continue reading …During a propaganda tour, President Bush visits a school to explain his Politics to kids. He invites the kids to ask him questions. Bobby stands Up and tells him “Mr. President, I got 3 questions:” 1. How come, that although the count of votes was not in your favor, you Still won the election? 2. [...]
Continue reading …(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: That’s what I want to [...]
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