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# your department has ever had two emergency vehicles pulled over for drag racing on the way to the scene. #  you have naked lady mud flaps on your pumper. #  your firehouse has wheels. #  you’ve ever gotten back and found out you locked yourselves out of the firehouse. #  Fire training consists of [...]

Collards is green my dog’s name is Blue and I’m so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flapping in the breeze Softer than Blue’s and without all them fleas. You move like the bass, which excite me in May. You ain’t got no scales but I luv you [...]

What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies? “Hey ya’ll. Watch this!”

You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign still on it.

You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is an original signed work by a famous taxidermist.

You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it’s wheels.

You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are “Gentlemen, start your engines.”

Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.