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A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife,”Mother of Six ” in spite of her objections. One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it’s time to go home and wants to find out if his [...]

A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college and asked if she could send him some. “Of course, I’ll send you some money, dear,” Mom said. “By the way, you left your calculus book here when you visited last month. Would you like me to send that to you [...]

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, he doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don’t do the following, your husband will surely die.” “Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be [...]

A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing. “Why don’t you do that?” said the wife. “Honey,” replied her husband, “I don’t even know that woman!

A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too. He says to him, “Hey, this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?” The [...]

A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his wife, “Where did you get that necklace?” She replies, “I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner.” The next day, the women arrives home from work wearing a [...]

Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering — have you ever cheated on me?” “Oh Jack, why would you ask such a question now? You don’t want to ask that question…” “Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please.” “Well, all right. Yes, 3 times.” “Three? When were they?” [...]

A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck. When He finally appeared at home, Sunday Night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a [...]

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes [...]

Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for many years. Suddenly a funeral procession came down the road. The one old man reeled in his line, lain down his pole, faced the street and bowed his head until the procession had passed. He then picked up his pole and [...]