Category Archives: Sexy Jokes

A guy was listening to his kid say his nightly prayers. The kid says, “Goodnight mommy, daddy, grandpa, and goodbye grandma.” The next day the grandma dies. The guy thinks this is really weird. That night, the kid says “Good- … Continue reading →

There was a teacher who was teaching young kids the different types of animals. She showed them the picture of a giraffe, and asked them what it was. Nobody answered..so she gave them a clue, “It has a long neck.” … Continue reading →

A guy goes to his doctor and says, “Doc, I have a problem.” “My girlfriend is sleeping over this Friday, my ex-wife is sleeping over this Saturday and my wife is coming home Sunday.” “I need 3 Viagra pills to … Continue reading →

One day there were 10 would-be Catholic priests, going through the tests that would make them ministers. The final test required them to all strip butt-naked and stand in a row with little bells attached to their ding-dongs, facing a … Continue reading →

There was a farmer working on his fence when a drifter stopped to chat. The drifter told the farmer that he was awfully thirsty and asked if he could have a bucket to go get some milk from the milkweed … Continue reading →

Two guys are in a bar and the guy says to his friend, “I wanna lose 10 pounds.” His friend says, “Okay give me one hundred dollars.” The guy gives him the money and leaves the bar. A day later … Continue reading →

A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the cucumber, “I got it bad man, everytime I get big, fat and juicy I get seasoned and put in a jar.” The cucumber said to the … Continue reading →

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Screaming in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said “How bad … Continue reading →