The doctor says to a man “I’m sorry, sir, but the test results have come back a tad inconclusive. Your wife could have either AIDs or Alzheimer’s. We’re not sure which”.
The man replies, “Oh my God! That’s awful! What should I do?”
The doctor says, “Take her down into the city centre and leave her there. [...]
A Congressman was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey. “If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, pollutes the body, desecrates family life, and inflames sinners, then I’m against it.
But if you mean the elixir of Christmas cheer, the shield against winter chill, the taxable potion that puts needed funds into public [...]
ONE DAY A BOY WAS TAKING A SHOWER WITH HIS MOTHER AND HE SAYS ”MOMMY WHAT ARE THOSE”? SHE REPLIES..”OH THOSE ARE MY HEAD LIGHTS”THE BOY THEN AGAIN ASKS ”MOMMY WHATS THAT”? SHE THEN REPLIES ”OH THATS MY GARDEN” THE BOY SAYS THANKS AND HOPS OUT OF THE SHOWER.
THE NEXT DAY THE BOY TAKES A [...]
