Category Archives: Sms Jokes

Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, “Do you know how to drive this thing?” If you think there is good in everybody, you haven’t met everybody. All the love that history knows is said to … Continue reading →

What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing? Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A:About 45 pounds!! Q: Why was the leper caught speeding? A: He couldn’t take … Continue reading →

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering. Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death. I want to suck you… lick you… wanna move my tongue all over … Continue reading →

A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: “Sorry, we don’t serve food here”. What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I’m home! Whats the definitoin of suspicion? … Continue reading →

Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open. Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes. As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing. What’s the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute … Continue reading →

Always listen to ur hubby, He gives sound advice :99% Sound & 1% Advice…. Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming 2 her husband, Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids … Continue reading →

Remove your Shirt, Remove your Pants too, ahhhh uhhhhh remove ur  kurti now ahhh….  Finally the suitcase is closed. Birds love u, Giraffe love u, Goat love u, Elephant love u, Go to zoo, They all miss u. I want … Continue reading →

The smile is like a simcard & life is like cellphone, Whenever u insert the simcard of a smile, a beautiful day is activated Keep Smiling. Difference: It’s funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED. It’s like asking someone, … Continue reading →

sorry 4 disturb u. can u fax me ur photo, its very urgent, serious matter has comeup actually, we r playing a cards and I lost the joker Q:) What does a buffalo produce during an EarthQuake? A:) MilkShake After … Continue reading →

What  is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear. Friedship is just like wine..as it gets older it gets sweter..just like … Continue reading →