Entertainment Blog » Father’s Day SMS

Chicken

jokes — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 18:02:28 +0000

This guy walks up to this movie house with a chicken under his arm. He asked for a ticket. The lady at the counter told him that the chicken was not allowed in the movie house. He said ” You don’t understand! The chicken goes everywhere with me!” She told him again that the chicken wasn’t allowed so he walked over to a nearby alley. He quickly stuffed the chicken down his pants.
He runs and buys a ticket and sits down.
These two girls come in later and sit by him because they thought he was cute. It was an R rated show. He starts watching the movie. He suddenly remembers
the chicken. He unzips he pants and the chicken heads comes out so it can breathe. The girl next to him taps her hand on her shoulder. “The guy next to me is playing with himself!”
She replied “Just ignore it. I just saw a girl flash her boobs on screen, its kinda a sexy movie just forget about it!” A little while later she taps on her friend again. “He playing with himself again!!!” She replies “I told you not to pay any attention!” She tells her in a gruff voice,” But its eating my popcorn!!!!!”

101 Ways to Be a Great Dad

jokes — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 18:00:24 +0000

I know just the person who needs
“101 Ways to Be a Great Dad”.
Don’t worry it isn’t you!
Happy Father’s Day!

I miss you daddy

jokes — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 17:59:18 +0000

Thank you for being a great dad to us! Your memories will always live in the very core of my heart. I miss you Daddy… Happy Father’s day!

You’ve seen me laugh

jokes — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 17:58:20 +0000

You’ve seen me laugh
You’ve seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But
thanks and I love you
Happy Father’s Day

You may be out of sight

jokes — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 17:57:36 +0000

You may be
out of sight
but you’re
always in
my mind.

Happy Fathers’Day

Thanks for being there

jokes — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 17:54:22 +0000

Thanks for being
there through the
tears,laughter and
dirty diapers.

Happy Father’s Day!

Children to have real father.

jokes — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 17:53:19 +0000

It is easier for a father
to have children than
for children to have a real father.

I’m glad to have u dad, HAPPY FATHERS DAY

Your guiding hand

jokes — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 17:51:43 +0000

Dad, your guiding
hand on my shoulder
will remain with me forever.

Happy Father’s Day

Daughter will snag a better husband

jokes — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 17:50:28 +0000

Every mother generally hopes that
her daughter will snag a better husband
than she managed to do…

but

she’s certain that her boy will never
get as great a wife as his father did.

Father’s Day SMS

jokes — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 17:48:33 +0000

When we are young, we idolize our dad to the extent that we believe no one can excel him. He is the strongest, wisest and the best dad in the whole world. However, don’t you think that when we step into adulthood, some way or the other, things take a new turn? ‘Old man’ is the term we generally use while talking about him in front of friends. To top it all, there are adjectives like freaky, crazy and bossy to garnish the term. Suddenly, it seems dad has grown hundred years older and has no idea of what living life is all about. If, at some point in your life, you have been out of your mind and really felt this way, do not miss the opportunity to correct your mistake and tell you loving father how much he means to you, on this Father’s Day. Go through this list of free text messages and send him a quick SMS, to make him know you do care.

Short SMS To Father:

* Thanks for being there through the TEARS,
LAUGHTER,
And DIRTY DIAPERS.
Happy Father’s Day Dad!!
* Your guiding hand on my shoulder,
will remain with me forever.
Thanks for being always there Pops.
Happy Father’s Day!
* I know just the person who needs “101 Ways to Be a Great Dad”.
Don’t worry. It isn’t you.
Happy Father’s Day!
* God gave me the greatest gift I ever had,
God gave me a best friend in the form of my dad.
Father’s Day wishes for a dad who is one in a million!
* Happy Father’s Day means more than flowers and gifts
It means saying ‘Thank You’
It means saying ‘I Love You’
You are the best dad, and my best friend
Today is your day.
Let’s celebrate it together.
Cheers!
* So many wonderful moments we have spent together,
So many wonderful years in all kinds of weather,
Thinking of u father brings memories to mind,
Wonderful moments I will forever treasure,
I love u so dearly.
Happy Fathers Day!
* You’ve seen me laugh,
You’ve seen me cry.
And always you were there for me
I may not have always said it
But, today is the day to say it loud.
‘I Love You Dad’
You are too special.
Happy Father’s Day
* For the best dad who always had a smile for me.
Though we may be far apart right now,
But here’s a big hug and kiss for you
To let you know how special you are
Happy Father’s Day!
* Dad you are never wrong
The only time you are wrong
is when you think,
I forgot about you.
Love you Dad!
Have a grand Father’s Day!
* It is easier for a father to have children
than, for children to have a real father.
I’m glad to have u Dad, Happy Father’s Day!
* If the relationship of
father to son could
really be reduced to biology,
The whole earth would blaze
with the glory of fathers and sons.
Happy Father’s Day!