Jokes | Accountant and the Ballonist
A man takes a balloon ride at a local country fair. A fierce wind suddenly kicks up, causing the balloon to violently leave the fair and carry its occupant out into the countryside. Landing in a farmer’s field, the man is left with no clue how far he has flown or where he has landed. [...]
Jokes| The Boss & an Accountant
There once was a business owner who was interviewing people for a division manager position and had a variety of individuals applying for the position. He decided to select the individual that could answer the question how much is 2+2? The first candidate was an engineer. He pulled out a slide rule and showed that [...]
Jokes | 3 Accountants & 3 Engineers
3 accountants and 3 engineers are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three engineers each buy tickets and watch as the three accountants buy only a single ticket “How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?” asks an engineer. “Watch and you’ll see,” answers an accountant. They all [...]
Jokes | Statements of Consideration
Accountants aren’t boring people, we just get excited over boring things. Accountants do it without losing their balance. Accountants are Certified to do it in Public. An auditor is the guy who comes in after the battle to bayonet the wounded. There are 3 kinds of CPA’s in the world – Those who can count, [...]
Q: What does an accountant use for birth control? A: His personality. Q: What’s the definition of an accountants? A: Someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way you don’t understand. Q: What’s the definition of a good tax accountant? A: Someone who has a loophole named after him. Q: [...]
jokes: Accountant Jokes
Q. How can you tell when an accountant owns a used car lot? A. She keeps turning back the gas gauge. Q. How do you drive an accountant absolutely insane? A. Tie him to a chair, and fold a road map up wrong in front of him. Q. Why did the Accountant cross the road? [...]
Sickipedia Jokes
I’ve been turned down by women in the past but tonight really took the biscuit I went up to this gorgeous bird in the pub and asked her if I could buy her a drink She turned around to me and said “Database Latency too High” ——————————————————————————— I asked my brother what he thought of [...]
