Category Archives: MISC

The 10 commandments in ebonics

Posted on August 4, 2008 by jokes

1. I be God. Don’ be dissin me. 2. Don’ be makin hood ornaments outa me or nothin in my crib. 3. Don’ be callin me for no reason – homey don’ play dat. 4. Y’all betta be in church … Continue reading →

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Merry christmas

Posted on August 4, 2008 by jokes

One beautiful December evening Huan Cho and his girlfriend, Jung Lee, were sitting by the side of the ocean. It was a romantic full moon, when Huan Cho said, “Hey baby, let’s play Weeweechu.” “Oh no, not now, let’s look … Continue reading →

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I had a dream….

Posted on August 4, 2008 by jokes

“Steve, I had a dream last night that we died and went to hell!” “Damn Roy! What happened?” “Well, we were miserable needless to say. I went searching for the devil to see if there was anything that I could … Continue reading →

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funny kid

Posted on August 3, 2008 by jokes
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The motor bike limousine… One can go up to how much there above? Motor bike eight places! Incredible!

Posted on August 3, 2008 by jokes
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Hernia

Posted on August 1, 2008 by jokes

Yo mama is sooo fat…. A tornado tried to pick her up and got a hernia!!!

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Yo mama so stupid

Posted on August 1, 2008 by jokes

Yo mama so stupid… when she asked me what’s the letter after X, and I said Y. She said, “Cause I wanna know!”

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Five out of ten

Posted on August 1, 2008 by jokes

If five out of every ten people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean the other five enjoy it?

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Addicted to computers

Posted on August 1, 2008 by jokes

Ten ways to know that you’re addicted to your computer:- 10) When you begin to laugh you yell, LOL. 9) You tell your computer you love it, more than you tell your husband or wife. 8) Your house catches on … Continue reading →

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