Category Archives: Women Jokes

‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the kitchen; I was cooking and baking and moaning and twitching. I’ve been here for hours, I can’t stop to rest. This room’s a disaster, just look at this mess! Tomorrow I’ve … Continue reading →

10) Cats’ facial expressions. 9) The need for the same style of shoes in many different colors. 8) Why bean sprouts aren’t just weeds. 7) “Fat” clothes. 6) Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time. 5) … Continue reading →

1. Both take up too much space on the bed. 2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning. 3. Both mark their territory. 4. Neither tells you what’s bothering them. 5. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous. 6. … Continue reading →

A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife told him… “Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat”. The next morning the wife … Continue reading →

A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife liked to read. One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take … Continue reading →