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Cadillac DeVille

Posted on February 22, 2009 by jokes

A man and his wife were driving through country on his way from New York to California. Looking at his fuel gauge, he decided to stop at the next gasoline station and fill up. About 15 minutes later, he spots … Continue reading →

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An Ode To A Woman

Posted on February 22, 2009 by jokes

First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden. Then he said to himself, “There’s something he’s needing” After casting about for a suitable pearl, He kept messing around and created a girl. Two beautiful legs, so long and … Continue reading →

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Microsoft Husbands

Posted on February 20, 2009 by jokes

Did you hear about the woman who was married to a succession of three Microsoft employees and still died a virgin? Her first husband was in Training, and kept teaching her how to do it herself. The second was in … Continue reading →

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Asian Guy And Black Guy In Locker Room

Posted on February 14, 2009 by jokes

A stereotypical black guy steps out of the shower in a college locker room. An Asian guy checks out his penis and says, “How come yours is so huge? I would love to have one like that.” The black guy … Continue reading →

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Asian Farts Don’t Stink

Posted on February 14, 2009 by jokes

A little old Asian lady goes to the doctor in China, and says, “Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it doesn’t bother me too much… my farts never smell, and they’re always quiet. But I’ve been doing it … Continue reading →

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Asian Breasts

Posted on February 14, 2009 by jokes

A group of  Asian women were visiting a village located in South Africa. They came across a booth selling human breast. One of the Asian lady asked the butcher, “Why are you selling women’s breast?” The butcher replied, “In Ouagadougou, … Continue reading →

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Cheek To Buttocks

Posted on February 6, 2009 by jokes

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate … Continue reading →

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Marriage Jokes:Betty Crocker?

Posted on February 2, 2009 by jokes

A husband is at home watching a football game when his Wife interrupts, “Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? Its been flickering for weeks now.” He looks at her and says angrily, “Fix the light? Now? Does … Continue reading →

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Women Jokes: Fairy For Women

Posted on February 2, 2009 by jokes

A Fairy Tale for the Woman of the New Millennium: Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted … Continue reading →

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Old Lady with Gastic Problme

Posted on January 23, 2009 by jokes

An old lady goes to Dr. and says, “I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. The farts never smell and always silent. In fact, I’ve farted at least 20 times since I’ve been … Continue reading →

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