Your Mama Sooooo Ugly
Your Mama so ugly….
She enter an ugly contest and they said “Sorry no professionals”
So Old Yo Mama
Yo mama’s so old, she remembers the grand canyon as a ditch.
Petting Zoo ……Yo Mama’s So Nasty
Yo mama is so nasty, she went to the petting zoo and the animals made her wear gloves.
Wooo mama!
One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with her. She says, “Sure son, but don’t look up and don’t look down.”
So they’re taking a shower and the kid reaches up for the soap and he says, “Woo mama! What are those?”
She says, “Those are my headlights.” The kid says [...]
Hernia
Yo mama is sooo fat…. A tornado tried to pick her up and got a hernia!!!
Yo mama so stupid
Yo mama so stupid… when she asked me what’s the letter after X, and I said Y. She said, “Cause I wanna know!”
