Why the Easter Bunny Brings Eggs
He gets a good deal from the local chickens.
Big tax write-off.
Consider all of the varieties: scrambled, over easy, hard boiled.
Because if it brought bottle rockets it would be the Independence Bunny.
Secret plan to eliminate human race by cholesterol overdose.
Pressure from the Egg Marketing Board.
Who ever heard of Easter Bricks?
Would you want to hunt for waffles?
Because the Energizer rabbit got the good job.
He thinks guys should get chicks at least once a year.
How do you post a bunny? Hare mail
Is it true that bunnies have good eyesight? Well you never see a bunny wearing glasses, do you?
What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
What did the grey rabbit say to the blue rabbit? Cheer up!
Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken!
Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered? Because he was eggo-centric!
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion? A bunion
How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter? Hoppy Easter
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has four rabbits’ feet
Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose? His powder puff is on the wrong end.
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.
What do you call a bunny with a large brain? Egghead!
What does a bunny use when it goes swimming? A hare-net.
How do you make a rabbit stew? Make it wait for three hours!
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A hot cross bunny.
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