Easter Questions & Answer
Q. What day does an egg hate the most?
Fry-days
Q. How does an Easter chicken bake a cake?
From scratch
Q. What did the eggs do when the light turned green?
They egg-cellerated
Q. What kind of plants do eggs keep?
Eggplants!
Q. What do you call an egg from outer space?
An Egg-stra terrestial
Q. Why do we paint Easter eggs?
Because it’s easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Q. Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor?
Rabbit De Niro!
Q. What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a stressed person?
An Easter basket case!
Q. Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
Q. Why does Peter Cottontail hop down the bunny trail?
Because his parents wouldn’t let him borrow the car!
Q. What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A receding hareline
Q. What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?
Hot, cross bunnies
Q. What do you call a sleeping egg?
Egg-zosted!
Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny
Q. How do you know when you’re eating rabbit stew?
When it has hares in it
Q. What does a rooster say to a hen he likes?
Your one hot chick!
Q. Why are people always tired in April?
Because they’ve just finished a March
Q. What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime?
One with a hoppy ending
Q. What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
It’s been nice gnawing you.
Q. What do you call a dumb bunny?
A hare brain
Q. How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
Just look for the grey hares
Q. Why couldn’t the rabbit fly home for Easter?
He didn’t have the hare fare.
Q. What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
A funny bunny
Q. What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?
He cracked up.
Q. Where do Easter Bunnies go for new tails?
To the re-tail store
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