once Three guys were fishing in the Caribbean. One guy says, “I had a terrible fire and lost everything. Now the insurance company is going to pay for everything and that’s why I’m here.”
The second guy says, “I had a terrible explosion; lost everything. Now the insurance company is paying for everything and that’s why I’m here.”
The third guy says, “What a coincidence. I had a terrible flood; lost everything. Now the insurance company is paying for everything and that’s why I’m here.”
The other guys turned to him with confusion and asked, “Flood? How do you start a flood?”