More Funny Questions To Ask
Why is an alarm clock going “off” when it actually turns on?
-If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?
-If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
-Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?
-If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
-Why is it called a “drive through” if you have to stop?
-Why does mineral water that has “trickled through mountains for centuries” go out of date next year?
-Why are Softballs hard?
-Do the minutes
on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?
If the professor on Giligan’s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
-Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
-Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn’t it be called an inlet.
-Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?
-Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!
-Can blind people see their dreams?
-Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can’t go that fast on any road?
-Why do they call it “getting your dog fixed” if afterwards it doesn’t work anymore?
-Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn’t it be leaving a dump?
-Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
-Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
-Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?
-If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
-Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn’t usually wear any pants?
-How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
-If an orange is orange, why isn’t a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
-If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
-If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why’s it still #2?
-What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?
-Where’s the egg in an egg roll?
-Why aren’t blue berries blue?
-Where is the lead in a lead pencil?
-Why is Greenland called green when it is covered in ice?
