santa jokes

Santa to his wife: darling, years ago u had a figure like coke bottle.

Jeeto: yes darling i still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it’s 1.5 ltr.

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banta: you cheated me.

shopkeeper: no, i sold a good radio to you.

banta: radio label shows made in japan but radio says this is all india radio!

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nurse: congrats santa, you are a father.

santa: don’t tell my wife, i want to surprise her!