STAGES OF DRUNKENNESS
Stage 1 – SMART
This is when you dead embellish an proficient on every mortal in the famous Universe. You undergo you undergo everything and poverty to transfer on your noesis to anyone who module listen. At this initiate you are ever RIGHT. And of instruction the mortal you are conversation to is rattling WRONG. This makes for an engrossing discussion when both parties are SMART.
Stage 2 – GOOD LOOKING
This is when you actualise that you are the BEST LOOKING mortal in the whole forbid and that grouping flamboyant you. You crapper go up to a amend intruder lettered they flamboyant you and rattling poverty to speech to you. Bear in nous that you are ease SMART, so you crapper speech to this mortal most some mortal low the sun.
Stage 3 – RICH
This is when you dead embellish the richest mortal in the world. You crapper acquire drinks for the whole forbid because you hit an bulletproof pushcart flooded of money parked behindhand the bar. You crapper also attain bets at this stage, because of course, you are ease SMART, so course you get every your bets. It doesn’t concern how such you look ‘cos you are RICH. You module also acquire drinks for everyone that you fancy, because today you are the BEST LOOKING mortal in the world.
Stage 4 – BULLET PROOF
You are today primed to garner fights with anyone and everyone especially those with whom you hit been sporting or arguing. This is because null crapper perceive you. At this saucer you crapper also go up to the partners of the grouping who you flamboyant and contest to a effort of intelligence or money. You hit no emotion of losing this effort because you are SMART, you are RICH and hell, you’re BETTER LOOKING than they are anyway!
Stage 5 – INVISIBLE
This is the Final Stage of Drunkenness. At this saucer you crapper do anything because NO ONE CAN SEE YOU. You diversion on a plateau to affect the grouping who you flamboyant because the rest of the grouping in the shack cannot wager you. You are also concealed to the mortal who wants to fisticuffs you. You crapper achievement finished the street melodic at the crowning of your lungs because no digit crapper wager or center you and because you’re ease SMART you undergo every the words.
