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Girlfriend and Wife 2.9

Posted on February 26, 2010 by jokes

Last year a friend of mine upgraded GirlFriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that it’s a memory hog leaving very little system resources for other applications. He is only now noticing that Wife 1.0 also is spawning Child-Processes which … Continue reading →

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American Style

Posted on February 26, 2010 by jokes

Once the Americans & Russians at the height of the arms race revealed that if they continued in the usual manners  they were going to blow up the whole world. One night  they sat down and decided to settle the … Continue reading →

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The Forbidden Fish

Posted on February 23, 2010 by jokes

A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern Michigan recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, “Do you have a license to catch those fish?” The … Continue reading →

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