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Jokes| Three Homeless men

Posted on April 16, 2010 by jokes

On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep warm. In the morning, the guy on the right says, “I had a dream that someone was pulling on my dick.” The guy on the left … Continue reading →

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Jokes | A Teacher , A Garbage Collector & Lawyer

Posted on April 16, 2010 by jokes

Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question. St. Peter addressed the teacher … Continue reading →

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Jokes | Newly Wed Couple

Posted on April 16, 2010 by jokes

On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe. The proud husband says, “My dear, we are married now, you … Continue reading →

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Classical Funny Jokes

Posted on March 24, 2010 by jokes

A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there’s a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically … Continue reading →

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How Blonde Kidnap a Kid

Posted on March 4, 2010 by jokes

Once a blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told … Continue reading →

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THE BLONDE RECIEVES TELEGRAM

Posted on March 4, 2010 by jokes

Once two sisters , a blonde and a brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they fall in  financial crisis. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull … Continue reading →

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Blonde earns a little extra Cash

Posted on August 6, 2009 by jokes

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs … Continue reading →

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Ice Fishing

Posted on June 25, 2009 by jokes

A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday and decided to go ice fishing. So early the next morning she got all her gear and headed out. When she reached her destination she cut a hole in the … Continue reading →

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Always similar results

Posted on June 25, 2009 by jokes

Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License? A: Because she got an F in sex. Q: Why can’t blondes put in light bulbs? A: They keep breaking them with the hammers. Q: What did the … Continue reading →

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Blonde Jokes joke #1122

Posted on May 14, 2009 by jokes

Q. Why don’t blondes use vibrators? A. They chip their teeth. Q. How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning? A. Fertilized Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering? A. More headroom Q. Why is a blonde like … Continue reading →

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