Tag Archives: Blonde Jokes

A Russian, an American, and a blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, “We were the first in space!” The American said, “We were the first on the moon!” The blonde said, “So what? We’re going to be the … Continue reading →

One day, three friends go hunting. Only one is very good, so the second two plan to watch him and learn from what he does. They arrive at the hunting cabin, and get all set up. The next day, the … Continue reading →

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mail box. She opened it, then slammed it shut, and stormed back in the house. A little … Continue reading →

Two blonde builders were working on a house. One blonde was on a ladder nailing. Each time she reached into her nail pouch and pulled out a nail, she’d look at it, and either toss it over her shoulder or … Continue reading →

Josh was helping Sally, a blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside, he noticed a bag labeled “Emergency Repair Kit”. Looking at it a little closer, he noticed a stick of dynamite inside. Thinking that was a bit … Continue reading →

A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would like to buy this TV,” she told the salesman. “Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes,” he replied. The blonde was very angry about this. She hurried … Continue reading →