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Funny Jokes: Two Blondes Mice

Posted on October 4, 2008 by jokes

There were two blondes as roommates and they both bought mice. When they got home the first blonde said, “How are we going to tell them apart?” The second blonde said, “Why don’t we take one and chop off one … Continue reading →

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Blonde Passenger

Posted on October 2, 2008 by jokes

A blond gets on a plane and goes up to first-class. The flight attendant tells her that she will have to move back; her ticket is not for first class. The blond says, “I’m blond, I’m beautiful, and I’m going … Continue reading →

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Training the blonde

Posted on October 2, 2008 by jokes

An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, … Continue reading →

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Blondes and Apes

Posted on September 26, 2008 by jokes

What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape? A retarded ape.

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Blonde Makeout session

Posted on September 26, 2008 by jokes

This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat of his car. After an hour or so, he whispers in her ear, “Do you want to move to the back seat?” She replies, “NO!” Flabbergasted, he … Continue reading →

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2 Blondes and a compact

Posted on September 26, 2008 by jokes

Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up. She opened it, looked in the mirror, and said, “Hmmm, this person looks familiar.” “Let me look.” said the … Continue reading →

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