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Jokes | Most Important Men IN Women’s Life

Posted on April 16, 2010 by jokes

The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life The Doctor – who tells her to “take off all her clothes.” The Dentist – who tells her to “open wide.” The Milkman – who asks her “do you want it … Continue reading →

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Jokes | Old Millionaire Merry To Youg Girl

Posted on April 16, 2010 by jokes

The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year- old country girl.  He was quite content, but after a few weeks she told him that she was going to leave him if she didn’t get some loving real soon. He had his chauffeured … Continue reading →

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Jokes | Car Parking in Subways

Posted on April 16, 2010 by jokes

The subway car was packed.  It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand.  One particularly cramped woman turned to the man behind her and said, “Sir, if you don’t stop poking me with your thing, I’m going … Continue reading →

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Jokes | Play Golf with Nuns

Posted on April 16, 2010 by jokes

This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he would spend it on the golf course. After arriving at the club house, he was told that the only way he could play today was if he was willing to … Continue reading →

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Jokes | A Bad Day

Posted on April 16, 2010 by jokes

It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new law was that, in order to get into Heaven, you had to have a really bad day the day you died. The … Continue reading →

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Jokes| Learning Golf

Posted on April 16, 2010 by jokes

A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons. The husband has his lesson first. After the pro sees his swing, he says, “No … Continue reading →

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Jokes | Little Johny in Sex Education Class

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A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to bring in a permission slip in order to take it. Little Johnny handed in his slip and explained to the teacher, “My mom says I can … Continue reading →

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Jokes| Three Homeless men

Posted on April 16, 2010 by jokes

On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep warm. In the morning, the guy on the right says, “I had a dream that someone was pulling on my dick.” The guy on the left … Continue reading →

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Jokes | A Teacher , A Garbage Collector & Lawyer

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Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question. St. Peter addressed the teacher … Continue reading →

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Jokes | Newly Wed Couple

Posted on April 16, 2010 by jokes

On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe. The proud husband says, “My dear, we are married now, you … Continue reading →

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