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A reverent, insurance rep and physician

A wealthy old man by the name of Chet Bond was dying of a rare ailment.  On his hospital bed he asked his wife to bring his  the next day.  He told them: “I have trusted all of you for many years and I’m going to give each of you $100,000 in an box to [...]

Always let your boss have the first say

An insurance rep, a sales assistant and their manager are walking to lunch when they find an old oil lamp. The rep rubs off some of the grime and a genie comes out in a cloud of smoke. The Genie says, “I only grant 3 wishes, so I will grant one for each of you.” [...]

A way to live longer

A widow went to the hospital because she was very sick.  After some testing a doctor told her, “There is no easy way to say this. You will only live another four months.” The woman lowered her head and didn’t speak for a moment.  She then asked “what am I going do?” The doctor said, [...]

How to start a flood

once Three guys were fishing in the Caribbean. One guy says, “I had a terrible fire and lost everything. Now the insurance company is going to pay for everything and that’s why I’m here.” The second guy says, “I had a terrible explosion; lost everything. Now the insurance company is paying for everything and that’s [...]