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Cats Vs Women

Posted on February 26, 2010 by jokes

1) Cats do what they want. 2) They rarely listen to you. 3) They’re totally unpredictable. 4) They whine when they are not happy. 5) When you want to play, they want to be alone. 6) When you want to … Continue reading →

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Whose Dog?

Posted on February 26, 2010 by jokes

A highly timid little man, Casper Milquetoast, ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, “Um, err, which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside to the parking meter?” A giant of a man, … Continue reading →

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Failed Dog Breeds

Posted on February 26, 2010 by jokes

Dog Breeds that did not make it: Deerhound + Terrier Derriere, a dog that’s true to the end Spitz + Chow Chow Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier Blue Skye, a dog … Continue reading →

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Hard Rain

Posted on February 26, 2010 by jokes

The first worm says, “What kind of day is it?” The other worm says, “You know, I don’t know, but I was thinking of going up and checking it out.” The first worm says, “That’s a good idea. Why don’t … Continue reading →

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Deer Hunt

Posted on February 26, 2010 by jokes

The city fellow asked his friend the country boy to take him deer hunting, as he had never been hunting before. The country boy agreed to this, as long as the city fellow did EXACTLY what he was told to … Continue reading →

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Horse and Buddy

Posted on February 26, 2010 by jokes

An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop. “Ma’am, I’m not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a … Continue reading →

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Horse Chapstick

Posted on February 26, 2010 by jokes

The old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The townsman watched as he slowly dismounted and tied his horse to the rail outside the saloon. The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of the … Continue reading →

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The Panda walk

Posted on February 26, 2010 by jokes

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, “Hey! Where are you going? … Continue reading →

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Talk Like a Frog

Posted on February 26, 2010 by jokes

A little boy turned to his grandpa and said, “grandpa, talk like a frog.” The Grandpa replied “What?, I’m not going to talk like a frog!” The little boy again asked, “come on, Grandpa talk like a frog please.” Grandpa … Continue reading →

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The Snails

Posted on February 26, 2010 by jokes

A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for some important guests. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that she didn’t have any snails … Continue reading →

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