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Radio Shack Q and A

Posted on February 21, 2009 by jokes

Do these guys at Radio Shack ever get on your nerves, asking you for a bunch of personal data when you’re just there to buy something as simple as a couple AA batteries? I think we should inconvenience these people … Continue reading →

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Hunting Trip

Posted on February 20, 2009 by jokes

Guy buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for $30,000+, and has $400.00+ in monthly payments. He’s pretty proud of this rig, and gets a hold of his friend to do some male bonding with the new ride. They go duck … Continue reading →

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Lobster Love

Posted on February 20, 2009 by jokes

If you read one disgusting story this year . . . LET IT BE THIS ONE! Suzy DeLucci and the Miracle of Life. One morning around am 22 year old Susan DeLucci of Kittery Maine, woke up with a painful … Continue reading →

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Boat

Posted on February 20, 2009 by jokes

A true Story. If, God forbid, she had killed herself, she’d be a shoe-in for the Darwin Award. Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, California, a blonde new to boating … Continue reading →

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First Time

Posted on February 20, 2009 by jokes

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announced to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make … Continue reading →

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Heaven Gate

Posted on February 20, 2009 by jokes

Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair with a former worshiper. The scandal was begun when a 21 year old woman, known only as Mary, claimed that she had given birth to God’s … Continue reading →

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35 Fun Things To Do While Driving

Posted on February 20, 2009 by jokes

1. Have a friend ride in the back seat. Gagged. 2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Headbang. 3. Wear snorkel gear and hang fish around from the ceiling. 4. Two words: Chicken suit. 5. Write the words … Continue reading →

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Divorce Defined

Posted on February 15, 2009 by jokes

Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. –Robin Williams

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Cats and Pills

Posted on February 15, 2009 by jokes

INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat’s mouth and gently apply … Continue reading →

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Driving Styles Around The World

Posted on February 14, 2009 by jokes

Driving styles………….. One hand on steering wheel, one hand out of window —-Sydney One hand on steering wheel, one hand on horn —-Japan One hand on steering wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator —-Boston Both hands on … Continue reading →

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