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• Your bookmarks takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom. • You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and you don’t have a clue when it happened. • All of your friends have an @ in their names. • You’ve already visited all the links at Yahoo [...]

• Tech Support: “What version of the Mac OS are you using?” Customer: “Word 6.0.” • Tech Support: “What browser are you using, Netscape or Microsoft?” Customer: “Netscape.” Tech Support: “Could you read to me what it says at the top of the window?” Customer: “‘Global Travel Conference – Microsoft Internet Explorer’.” • Tech Support: [...]

• “I try to avoid using Microsoft. That’s why I use MS-DOS.” • “How much do Windows cost, and do you have to buy each one separately?” • Tech Support: “Do you have any windows open right now?” Customer: “Are you crazy woman, it’s twenty below outside…” • Tech Support: “How can I help you?” [...]

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back [...]

There was a male engineer, on a cruise  in the Caribbean for the first time. It was wonderful, the experience of his life. He was being waited on hand and foot. But, it did not last. A Hurricane came up unexpectedly. The ship went down almost instantly. The man found himself, he knew not how, [...]

1 I don’t care what you look like, it’s what’s on the inside that counts (Which is true, it means: I’m horny and could care less, just type) 2 No this is my only screen name… You mean you can have more then one? 3 I never do Cybersex! Yet here in this room alone [...]