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THE BLONDE RECIEVES TELEGRAM

Posted on March 4, 2010 by jokes

Once two sisters , a blonde and a brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they fall in  financial crisis. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull … Continue reading →

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AIDS Or Alzheimer’s?

Posted on November 16, 2009 by jokes

The doctor says to a man “I’m sorry, sir, but the test results have come back a tad inconclusive. Your wife could have either AIDs or Alzheimer’s. We’re not sure which”. The man replies, “Oh my God! That’s awful! What … Continue reading →

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duck walks into a feed

Posted on April 4, 2009 by jokes

A duck walks into a feed store and asks, ”Got any duck feed?” The clerk tells him, ”No, we don’t have a market for it it so we don’t carry it.” The duck says, ”Okay” and leaves. The next day, … Continue reading →

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3 Bad Mice

Posted on April 4, 2009 by jokes

Three mice were sitting in a bar talking about how tough they were. The first mouse slams a shot and says, “I play with mouse traps for fun. I’ll run into one on purpose and as it is closing on … Continue reading →

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Why babies are better than cats

Posted on February 20, 2009 by jokes

Kittens, better than babies? Hah! Here now are the top eleven reasons why babies are better than kittens (and, as any five-year-old will tell you, more reasons makes my list better. Nyah! Nyah! Nyah!) 11) Babies are rarely known to … Continue reading →

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